I Forgot the Parachute - KSP Gamer Tee
$24.99
Every Kerbal Space Program player knows the feeling. You spent 45 minutes building the perfect rocket. The launch was flawless. The landing approach was textbook. And then you realized... you forgot the parachute.
This tee is for the engineers, the dreamers, and the Jebediah Kermans of the world who keep launching despite the odds.
Unisex heavy cotton tee. Pre-shrunk. Classic fit. Available in S-5XL. Perfect for your next launch attempt.
Designed by Aluminum Unicorn — weird merch for weird people. 🦄